Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
Mini Jensen Part I
I just lost control of my facilities.
ScRreaMiNG LIke a SIsSY THSI IS SO FUKCING ADORABLE
fun fact: the fandom has pulled together to buy this kid tickets to Dallas Con in 2013. He’s going to get to meet his idol, because this fandom is wonderful. We do pull some stupid shit sometimes, but never forget that there are wonderful people in the SPN Family.
A man has always wanted to lay me down, but never wanted to pick me up.
Celia Keenan-Bolger on her favorite line from The Glass Menagerie
"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome."
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
And one last tiny rant while I’m still laughing at your sheer stupidity and clear lack of ability to move on…
If I’M the slut, why were YOU the one that cheated on me? And if I’m the one who “probably has aids or some shit now” then why were you the one who slept with other people and chose to lie to me about it?
just some food for thought.
oh man, it does make sense, though. You’ve gotta compensate for that tiny dick and shitty sexual competency somehow. hope it’s working, cause you need all you can get.
here is the actual quote in case anyone is in need of a laugh.
"except last thanksgiving was kinda action packed. this girl said dueces cuz i was an asshole, but secretly had her mind elsewhere like most relationships. im not one to “live” in the past, but i for sure “look” back to analyze where i was and where i am currently and boy i tell you im thankful that vicious break-up occured cuz that girl is a slut and id probably have aids now.”
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